Breaking! Swierczynski on MSNBC

For those of you (all two of you) who wonder what I look like and have MSNBC on your cable boxes... or if you're a fan of doughy Polish men... or like beer... or doughy men drinking beer... or any combination of the above...

I've been asked to appear tonight on "Countdown with Keith Olbermann" on MSNBC. The topic? That frightening new "B-to-the-E," which adds caffeine and ginseng to perfectly good Budweiser beer. Like, hello--who wants to be awake and drunk out of your mind at the same time?

Anyway, they tapped me, because I wrote The Big Book O' Beer. And I happened to be free tonight. And probably, because they haven't had a Polish guy on in a while, and it was starting to look bad.

The show starts at 8:30 p.m., though I have no idea what time I'll rear my ugly head.

Thank God I wore a clean shirt to work today.